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<title>Curveball: The Year I Lost My Grip</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/curveball_the_year_i_lost_my_grip.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/curveball_the_year_i_lost_my_grip_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Curveball: The Year I Lost My Grip" alt ="Curveball: The Year I Lost My Grip"/></a><br//>Sometimes, the greatest comebacks take place far away from the ball field.  
Meet Peter Friedman, high school freshman. Talented photographer. Former baseball star. When a freakish injury ends his pitching career, Peter has some major things to figure out. Is there life after sports? Why has his grandfather suddenly given him thousands of dollars worth of camera equipment? And is it his imagination, or is the super-hot star of the girls' swim team flirting with him, right in front of the amazing new girl in his photography class? In his new novel, teen author Jordan Sonnenblick performs his usual miraculous feat: exploring deep themes of friendship, romance, family, and tragedy, while still managing to be hilariously funny.
Reading Level: Age 12 and Up ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:17:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Dodger and Me</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/dodger_and_me.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/dodger_and_me_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Dodger and Me" alt ="Dodger and Me"/></a><br//>What would you do if your best friend was:<br />
1. Imaginary?<br />
2. An oversize blue chimp in surfer shorts? (Potentially embarrassing, but hey, no one else can see him . . . right?)<br />
3. Proposing a plan to help you improve your life?<br />
4. Did we say imaginary?<br />
5. Driving you crazy?!?!<br />
Now you have an idea of what Willie Ryan’s life is like when he meets Dodger. It’s the beginning of a lot of trouble—and a friendship you’ll never forget!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:17:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Dodger for Sale</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/dodger_for_sale.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/dodger_for_sale_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Dodger for Sale" alt ="Dodger for Sale"/></a><br//>What would you do if your best friend was:  
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Still imaginary (and getting into trouble with other "imaginary" creatures, such as leprechauns. That's right, leprechauns!!)?  
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In danger of losing his home, and the only forest in your town, the magical Field of Dreams?  
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Driving you crazy?!?! (But in a best-friend type of way . . . )  
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Now you have an idea of what Willie Ryan's life is like in the third and final installment of the hilarious Dodger and Me series. Only this time, Dodger's gone and peeved a band of leprechauns; Willie's sister, Amy, is missing; and class bully James Beeks's dad wants to build a housing development in the Field of Dreams. It just might take an oversize blue chimp—who may or may not be imaginary—and his two fifth-grade friends, Willie and Lizzie, to step up as environmental activists and save the woods (and still get their homework done).]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 19:17:07 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Are You Experienced?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/are_you_experienced_.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/are_you_experienced__preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Are You Experienced?" alt ="Are You Experienced?"/></a><br//>Rich is fifteen and plays guitar. When his girlfriend asks him to perform at protest rally, he jumps at the chance. Unfortunately, the police show up, and so does Rich’s dad. He’s in big trouble. Again. To make matters worse, this happens near the anniversary of his uncle’s death from a drug overdose years ago. Rich’s dad always gets depressed this time of year, but whenever Rich asks questions about his late uncle, his dad shuts down.  
Frustrated by his dad’s silence, Rich sneaks into his office and breaks into a locked cabinet that holds his dad’s prized possession: an electric guitar signed by Jimi Hendrix. Before he knows it, Rich is transported to the side of a road in Upstate New York with a beautiful girl bending over him. It will take him a while to realize it’s 1969, he’s at Woodstock, and the girl’s band of friends includes his fifteen-year-old dad and his uncle, who’s still alive. What Rich learns, who he meets, and what he does could change his life forever.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 19:17:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Drums, Girls &amp; Dangerous Pie</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/drums_girls_&_dangerous_pie.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/drums_girls_&_dangerous_pie_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie" alt ="Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie"/></a><br//>Thirteen-yeaold Steven plays drums in a band, has a crush on the hottest girl in school, and is driven mad by his five-year-old brother Jeffrey. But then Jeffrey gets sick and Steven's world is turned upside down.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 19:17:07 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/the_secret_sheriff_of_sixth_grade.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/the_secret_sheriff_of_sixth_grade_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade" alt ="The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade"/></a><br//>In sixth grade, bad things can happen to good kids. Bullies will find your weakness and jump on it. Teachers will say you did something wrong when really you didn't mean to do anything wrong. The kids who joke the loudest can drown out the quieter, nicer kids.  
Maverick wants to change all that. One of the last things his father left him was a toy sheriff's badge, back when Maverick was little. Now he likes to carry it around to remind him of his dad -- and also to remind him to make school a better place for everyone . . . even if that's a hard thing to do, especially when his own home life is falling apart.  
<em>The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade</em> is a story about standing up for yourself -- and being a hero at home and in the halls of your school.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2017 19:17:07 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Dodger for President</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/dodger_for_president.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/dodger_for_president_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Dodger for President" alt ="Dodger for President"/></a><br//><strong> In this second installment of Jordan Sonnenblick's Dodger and Me series, the humor runs high, the friendships run deep, and Dodger continues to run on French fries and good intentions.</strong>  
What would you do if your best friend was:  
<ol>
<li><em>Still</em> imaginary (and still an oversize blue chimp with major junk-food issues)?  </li>
<li>Nominating you to run for class president – against the most popular kid in your grade?  </li>
<li>In charge of your campaign posters…all blue, of course, including <em>your face</em>!?  </li>
<li>Planning a magical secret weapon to help you win (not fair and square, right?)?  </li>
<li>Driving you crazy?!?!  </li>
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Now you have an idea of what Willie Ryan's life is like as his adventures with Dodger continue. The last thing Willie wants to do is run for class president, but both his running mate, Lizzie, and Dodger won't let him quit – and have their own ideas of how to run a campaign, especially against James Beeks, Mr. Popularity.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:17:07 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Notes From the Midnight Driver</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/notes_from_the_midnight_driver.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/notes_from_the_midnight_driver_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Notes From the Midnight Driver" alt ="Notes From the Midnight Driver"/></a><br//>From hot new talent Jordan Sonnenblick, a "Tuesdays with Morrie" for teens.  
16-year-old Alex decides to get even. His parents are separated, his father is dating his former third-grade teacher, and being 16 isn't easy, especially when it comes to girls. Instead of revenge though, Alex ends up in trouble with the law and is ordered to do community service at a senior center where he is assigned to Solomon Lewis, a "difficult" senior with a lot of gusto, advice for Alex, and a puzzling (yet colorful) Yiddish vocabulary. Eventually, the pair learn to deal with their past and each other in ways that are humorous, entertaining, and life changing.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:17:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/the_boy_who_failed_show_and_tell.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/the_boy_who_failed_show_and_tell_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell" alt ="The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell"/></a><br//>In a typical school year, every kid has one or two things go wrong. But for Jordan, there's A LOT going wrong ALL THE TIME.<br />Take this year. Here are some of the thing going wrong<br />:— His teacher hates him. Like, really hates him. Like, is totally out to get him even when he's trying to be good, and is willing to fail him on the simplest things, like show and tell.<br />— He has a slight breathing problem because of his asthma. And breathing is never really an optional activity.<br />— His pet snake has given birth to way, way, way too many baby snakes, all who need a home.<br />— He is finding that becoming The World's Best Drummer in no time whatsoever is maybe not the easiest goal.<br />— There are bullies ready to stomp him when all he has to defend himself with is a lunchbox.<br />And all this doesn't even include the freak swing set accident, the fears inside his head, or the funniest class presentation ever. <br />By keeping his cool (some of the time), banging on...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2021 18:31:04 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/drums_girls_and_dangerous_pie.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/drums_girls_and_dangerous_pie_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie" alt ="Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie"/></a><br//>From first-time novelist Jordan Sonnenblick, a brave and beautiful story that will make readers laugh and break their hearts at the same time.Thirteen-year-old Steven has a totally normal life: he plays drums in the All-Star Jazz band, has a crush on the hottest girl in the school, and is constantly annoyed by his five-year-old brother, Jeffrey. But when Jeffrey is diagnosed with leukemia, Steven's world is turned upside down. He is forced to deal with his brother's illness and his parents' attempts to keep the family in one piece. Salted with humor and peppered with devastating realities, DRUMS, GIRLS, AND DANGEROUS PIE is a heartwarming journey through a year in the life of a family in crisis.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 1999 19:17:07 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>After Ever After</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 19:17:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Zen and the Art of Faking It</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/zen_and_the_art_of_faking_it.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/zen_and_the_art_of_faking_it_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Zen and the Art of Faking It" alt ="Zen and the Art of Faking It"/></a><br//>Meet San Lee, a (sort of) innocent teenager, who moves against his will to a new town. Things get interesting when he (sort of) invents a new past for himself, which makes him incredibly popular. In fact, his whole school starts to (sort of) worship him, just because he (sort of) accidentally gave the impression that he's a reincarnated mystic.  
When things start to unravel, San needs to find some real wisdom in a hurry. Can he patch things up with his family, save himself from bodily harm, stop being an outcast, and maybe even get the girl?  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:17:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Falling Over Sideways</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/falling_over_sideways.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jordan-sonnenblick/falling_over_sideways_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Falling Over Sideways" alt ="Falling Over Sideways"/></a><br//><em>It’s not easy being Claire. (Really.)</em>  
Claire’s life is a joke…but she’s not laughing. While her friends seem to be leaping forward, she’s dancing in the same place. The mean girls at school are living up to their mean name, and there’s a boy, Ryder, who’s just as bad, if not worse. And at home, nobody’s really listening to her—if anything, they seem to be more in on the joke than she is.  
Then into all of this (not-very-funny-to-Claire) comedy comes something intense and tragic—while her dad is talking to her at the kitchen table, he falls over with a medical emergency. Suddenly the joke has become very serious—and the only way Claire, her family, and her friends are going to get through it is if they can find a way to make it funny again.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2016 19:17:06 +0300</pubDate>
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